welcome to the official website!!! ♡

where super cute meets mildly inappropriate.

my daughter inspired everything found around here, in some way, shape or form. without her, there would be no p. james + things. we are so happy to have you here + hope you’re able to find unique, one of a kind items… or maybe some more popular styles w/ our little *penelope james* twist!


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  • daddy’s girl
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  • moms against white baseball pants
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  • see the able / awareness shirt
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  • country toads
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a few of the favs

  • feathered indians shirt
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  • feelin cute crawfish shirt
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  • spirit shirt w/ sleeves
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  • texas forever shirt
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w e l c o m e to p. james + things, y’all!

we’re so happy you found us.

first + foremost, thank you for stopping by. we appreciate all forms of support - even a quick scroll through. word of mouth took this from a hobby to a full time job in one month… now, here we are barely one year later!

a q u i c k intro: my name is lexi + penelope james is my *offspring*, along with her four furry siblings. she is the reason for all of this, as well as the reason i’m down to one brain cell. i never loved the items i bought for her or i just couldn’t find what i had in mind, so i started making it for her. between friends + facebook friends asking to buy the shirt off her back + the people closest to me urging me, p. james + things became just that - a thing! i truly enjoying thinking outside the box to put together one of a kind products + designs for y’all. the amount of support absolutely blows my mind! thank y’all so much.

FAQ Section

we are an online boutique specializing in shirts + apparel that you most likely won’t find very easily elsewhere! or, if you can, it will have our little twist on it, somehow. quality + design are the top priority.

customs are whatever you want or need them to be! a blanket with family photos, a lovie for your little one with the dogs all over it, a set of birthday shirts, a round of company logo tees, you name it! these are case by case + so customizable, the best way to discuss pricing / timeline / your vision is by shooting us an email at pjamesandthings@yahoo.com.

TAT is determined by what we have on hand, bleach / no bleach, weather, stock availability determined by the national shortage, etc. every single item is made to order, just for you! we hope the wait is worth it once you see the quality of your product. ♡

official “turn around” runs between 15-20 business days.

the short answer is no. why? every item is specifically made FOR YOU. however, we understand things happen… if you have an issue with your order or the product received, reach out within 24 hours of pickup or delivery + we can determine the best route of action!